I LIKE FOOOODDD! EEERRGH! BLUEK! PT. 4 and PT. 5

BISMILLAH

Salam. bila nengok entries aku kan, takde mende laen la, citer pasal makaaaan je. takde ke citer pasal buku ke, kawen ke, skolah ke, katak ke, rumput ke. ini citer pasal makan makan makan. sebenarnye bukan ape, kalu aku citer pasal mende laen, aku x reti la. kalu citer bab2 makan nie, laju je otot2 jejari nie menaip. banyak plak idea meluru.

nak dibuat cerita, ari senin lepas aku berpuasa sunat Sya'aban (bukan puasa ganti. bebaik sket mulut tuh. penah pekena pelampung flush jamban cicah sos tomato roselle?). kebetulan plak, time tu farah pon pose sama. so kami pon planned nak iftar (bukak pose) kat Restoran Daun Pisang Alif. FYI, aku penah cite psal restoran nie kat post aku seblom nie. and aku ajak la amalina dan anep skali. aku ade gak ajak beberapa sisters yg len. tp sume tolak. agak hampa di situ. so, aku pon x semena mena mengajak dene. x sangka die setuju. so, kami pon bertolak.

sesampai je kat sane, ade beberapa puluh minit lg seblom azan maghrib. lambat sgt. kang terliur plak nengok nasik. so, kami pon berjalan2 keliling kedai tu. sambil2 tu kami camwhoring sket. dan apabila jam menunjukkan hampir waktu maghrib, kami x berlengah utk ke restoran diiringi orkestra simfoni perut. kami duduk dan order makanan. sebelum azan, aku telah melakukan aksi panas yg terlarang. tp x sengaja. aku telah merasa makanan sebelum azan! x sengaja beb! rezeki. naseb baik anep gtau aku. kalu x, abes siap bertambah.

sepanjang time makan tu, byk gak mende yg kami borakkan. x la boring sgt. akan tetapi, akibat byk sgt order, aku, anep, amalina dan farah telah terover mengisi perut. hampir muntah2. bluek!

so after that, kami solat maghrib kat masjid negeri dan pulang. seronok sgt.

esoknye, aku puasa lagi. ntahla. dah lame sgt x pose sunat nie. rindu plak. akan tetapi, kali ni aku diiringi oleh nikmat Allah swt yg x disangka2. membe baik aku, as-syafiq mengajak aku utk berbuka di Sushi King! tu la, kite xleh nak agak kalu Allah nak bagi rezeki kan. oleh itu, sentiasa la bersyukur ngn ape yg ade. dengan izin Allah, Dia akan menambah lagi nikmat.

kali ni, aku mengajak farah dan amalina sekali lagi. haish! asek2 tengok muke si farah nie. bila nengok muke die, aku teringat pinggan nasik. si amalina pon same je.

kami pon melantak la ape yg ade (sebab org blanje). kalu bukan sebab membe belanje, nak amek piring sushi tu gerenti yg kaler biru je (rm2). sushi timun. huish! bantai yg kaw2 punya. thanx syafiq! love ya! nnt aku blanje kat Crocodile Rocks k!

I LIKE FOOOODDD! EEERRGH! BLUEK! PT. 3

BISMILLAH

salam. Alkisahnye kiah, arini aku wat setadi group ngn mem

ber2 kat library. pastu ade sorang makhluk nie namenye parah (farah). org panggil daten. aku panggil Lindsay Longan. beliau mintak aku nganto die kat bandar. biasela semenjak Lucy menjadi GF aku nie mmg selalu la org wat jemputan ke bandar. so, aku pon nganto die ke bandar.

akan tetapi, semasa dalam perjalanan, kami terempak ngn kejadian paranormal yg aneh. penampakan objek aneh itu membuatkan perut kami berdentum-dentam mcm kumpulan koir kenduri pengantin. berpusing-pusing serta berhempas pulas malahan terbelit-belit usus kecil kami dibueknyo. apekah itu? RESTORAN PONDOK LAGUNA! ala yg masuk Jenjalan Carik Makan tuh. korang tgk tiwi x? die nie restoren ala2 makanan indon.

maka dengan itu kami pon meluru, menerjah serta menjerbal restoran tersebut. kakak2 pekerja dgn muke suspennye memberi menu. mereka rakus. biasala nak dpt title "worker of the month" nie mmg kne keje kuat sket. kami mengoder nasik Timbel, daging Gobrok ape ntah namenye, pastu Gado-gado.. bukan Gaduh bertumbuk tu. makan punyela makan tetibe plak ade senior tepon suro amek barang. cesy! xpe amek je la.... tinggal jap si parah ngn my lovely food. pastu datang balik makan. mmg xtau malu.

PEDULIK HAPE HAKU! DUET HAKU!

muke pervert. bile lapo muke pintu pon bleh jadi.

ni gado gado

ni daging ape ntah. Gobrok? Goblok? x igt. sori.

I LIKE FOOOODDD! EEERRGH! BLUEK! PT. 2

BISMILLAH

salam. again, as you can see from the title, there's nothing else I would like to chirp about in here - food. since the scholarship has just been banked in recently, i didn't hesitate myself to devour some marvelllouuuuuuss delicacies! urgh! too bad i didn't snap any single picture of food i ate! I should have!!!! It was sooo tremendous just by looking at the pictures alone you'll drool your saliva out! I tried so many food my stomach couldn't tolerate anymore! this is who I am. so, if you are one of those foodiefrenzycentrics out there, you can be my besty. haha. jom makan makan beb!

normally i don't spend much on attires and stuff, coz I'd save the money for food. (kalu nak ajak sopeng2, only stuff with discounted price specifically 70% will drag my attention "a bit". WA!). but food, hell no. tapi kalu da pokai rabak, megi je la jawabnye. still, megi is food what. sedap gak kalu tgh kebulor xde duit bantai megi panas. (im craving for megi kari ayam right now).

NINI COKELAT CELUP. CELUP CELUP! RASA AYAM STROBERI SUNGGUH ENAK SEKALI.. NINIIIIIII.... NINI!

I LIKE FOOOODDD! EEERRGH! BLUEK!

BISMILLAH

O my God, today was a blast! I planned to go out eating in stall nearby but then a friend, Amalina rang me. "Don't go out. Food is on its way to your house now". HOLY MOLY! How could I resist! FOOD BEBEH! FOOD! She sent 4 boxes of rice with complete nutrition whatsoever, then I ate like HOH! MY STOMACH GOT TIRED OREDI.

Then another caller rang my phone. "Hello fil, where are you? I wanna bring you out to Alif" WHAT??? ANOTHER? (Alif is a quiet famous banana leaf restaurant in Kuantan). O IT WAS MY PROFESSOR. I mean, who else would bring me to that place other than him. Banana leaf restaurant or Indian Food? leave them to him. He knows a lot as his title implies. LOVE YOU PROFESSOR!

I was eating and chatting and eating and eating that I forgot about my GIT's limitation. The time I stopped eating, my stomach has already bloated like a big muscular balloon. (did I mention muscular?). It came to the point where I couldn't digest anymore food, nor was I able to stare at them. UUURRGGHH! I feel like throwing up now. chow!

GIT: GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT (bahasa pasar: stomach).